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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Boredom kills more relationships than any toothpaste tubes squeezed at the wrong end.

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If a guy is witty, charming and artistic, he is probably a gay.

- Jessica Zafra Chicken Pox for the soul 

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When friends declare that they need to get a life, advise them to get more sleep.
Whining is a form of manipulation. People will give you anything to make you shut up.

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